Meeting outcomes for people who wish they had fewer meetings.

The meeting is over. Now get what mattered.

ParseMeet runs on your Mac for virtual calls and your iPhone for in-person meetings. It catches the conversation, hands you back what was decided, and lets the rest expire. No bot in your meeting. No transcript archive nobody reads.

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The argument

Most meeting tools are solving the wrong problem.

Somewhere along the way, meeting software stopped being a tool and started being infrastructure. Bots that crash your calls. Transcripts stored on someone else's server, indefinitely. Templates and integrations and AI assistants stacked on top of a question nobody asked: do I actually need a record of every word that was ever said in a meeting?

Most of the time, no. You need what was decided. You need who owes what. You need it in a format you can act on in 30 seconds. The rest is noise that someone is monetizing.

ParseMeet is a different bet. Audio captures on your device and stays there. We process it long enough to extract the decisions, then it's gone from our side — we never write it to a server, never back it up, never keep a copy "just in case." The recording lives on your phone or your Mac, where you can play it back, delete it, or forget about it. That's your business, not ours.

No talk-time scoring. No "AI insights" nobody reads. No 17-template picker pretending choice is value. No dashboard for someone who wasn't there to inspect what you said.

One opinion. Strongly held: the transcript isn't the product. The decisions are.

If you want a search engine for everything anyone has ever said in a meeting, buy something else. If you want a tool that quietly catches what mattered and lets the rest go — this is for you.

What you actually get

Not a transcript. Not a recording. The outcomes.

Every meeting, one card. Decisions on top, who owes what, and a summary you can read in 30 seconds. That's the entire product surface area.

Product Sync
Apr 8, 2026 · 45 min · 5 participants
~$340 meeting cost
Sarah Park · Mike Chen · Lisa Wong · Alex Kim · Priya Sharma Jake Miller — not detected
Decisions
  • Moving forward with Vendor B for payment processing
  • Launch date confirmed: May 15
  • Dropping analytics dashboard from v1 scope
Action Items
  • Sarah — Send revised vendor proposal → Apr 11
  • Mike — Schedule 5 user interviews for next sprint → Apr 14
  • Alex — Final launch page copy → Apr 10
  • Jake — Deploy staging environment → Apr 9 ⚠ Jake was not detected in this meeting
Summary

The team reviewed three vendor proposals for payment processing and selected Vendor B based on pricing and API quality. Launch date was locked to May 15 with the agreement to cut the analytics dashboard to hit timeline. Priya joined to discuss data migration requirements for the vendor switch.

// One card. One opinion. No 40-tab settings page to make it "yours."
What we believe

Four positions. Held strongly.

01 / OPINIONATED
One format. It's good.
No template picker. No "configure your output." Decisions, action items, summary. We know what a useful meeting output looks like. Every competitor lets you configure 40 things — that's them telling you they don't know. We do.
02 / NO BOT
Your meeting, your device.
ParseMeet captures audio directly from your Mac or iPhone. Nothing joins your call. No bot in the participant list. No awkward explanation to your client. Your meeting stays your meeting.
03 / LOCAL
Your audio stays on your device.
Recordings live on your iPhone or Mac — not on our servers, not in our backups, not anywhere we could lose them. We process audio long enough to extract what was decided, then it's gone from our side. The summary syncs across your devices. The audio doesn't. It's yours, in one place, where it always was.
04 / HONEST
Your meetings cost more than you think.
Every meeting card shows its cost. Over time you'll see which meetings produce decisions and which ones just produce more meetings. If a recurring meeting hasn't produced an action item in three weeks, it should probably stop existing. The product will tell you so.
Refusals

What we will never build.

Every omission is on purpose. These features exist in every competitor. They shouldn't.

Cloud audio storage
Your recordings live on your devices. Our servers process audio long enough to extract decisions, then it's gone. We don't keep it. We don't back it up. There's nothing to subpoena, leak, or breach.
Manager dashboard
Surveillance tool. We build for the person in the meeting, not the manager watching from outside it.
Talk-time metrics
Counting who spoke most doesn't tell you who said something useful. It just makes quiet people feel bad.
Sentiment analysis
A gimmick with zero proven workflow value. We focus on outcomes, not vibes.
Live transcription
Distracts from the meeting. If you're reading a transcript while it happens, you're not in the room.
Permanent transcript archive
You don't need a court record of every conversation you've had. You need decisions and action items.
Training AI on your meetings
Your conversations don't make our model smarter. We don't read them. We don't sell them. We don't feed them to anything.
A web app version
Native macOS and iOS only. Web apps are the worst version of every platform — we'd rather build two great apps than one mediocre one.
15 integrations on day one
Copy-paste works. Integrations fragment focus and create maintenance debt nobody asked for.
"Book a demo" enterprise gate
If a product needs a sales call to be understood, it's not designed well enough yet.
A free tier
Free tiers attract people who'll never pay and distort what we build. Pay or don't. Both are honest.
An AI chatbot for your meetings
"Ask your meetings anything" sounds magical, ships nothing. The decisions are right there. Read them.
Pricing

One plan. One price.

Founding member
$12 / month
  • 7 days free. No credit card. No "trial expires" countdown manipulation
  • Locked at $12 forever, even when we raise prices later
  • Unlimited meetings on macOS and iOS
  • Audio stays on your devices, never our servers
  • No free tier (a trial is not a free tier)
  • No "book a demo"
  • No annual lock-in. Pay monthly. Cancel in one click

7 days is enough to know. If ParseMeet hasn't earned $12 from you in a week, we shipped the wrong product. Cancel any time, no retention email, no "tell us why you're leaving" form.

Skip the list. Just email me.

No waitlist. No signup. If ParseMeet sounds interesting, email me directly and tell me what you'd want from it. I read every one.

Email me at omar@parsemeet.com →

Pre-filled with a few optional prompts. Takes 30 seconds. If you'd rather just say hi, that works too. Built with strong opinions about what meetings should be.
— Omar